February 2012
hoshaway:
hmuifyoureblack:
please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds
i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point
billyfishkins:
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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never-shout-nigger:
what is gucci my n-word
imactuallyaaron:
bigtimerussian:
remember when ned drew a naked lady in art class
IT’S NOT A NAKED LADY IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF SQUIGGLY LINES
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My bro got me a webcam oh yeah
now i can be a camera whore, and you can’t do anything about it.
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ourbedroomafterthewar:
life advice for ladies
ask yourself “what would beyonce do”
puberty: hmmmmm where should i put this pimple today
the devil: INSIDE THE NOSE
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
