March 2012
Mar 1st
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cleaningjojji: I need to change my pants now. aww yeee
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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gaymzee: stop unfollowing me i have a family to support
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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1 tag
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 27th
238 notes
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Most people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Feb 27th
107,222 notes
Feb 27th
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ihateghostnotingfollow1612th: noises that my laptop makes for no apparent reason
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
Feb 27th
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How do you think I am? Send me some of these:
۩ - gay
๑ - gay
ღ - gay
● - gay
√ - gay
╬ - gay
≈ - gay
♪ - gay
◊ - gay
¤ - gay
♡ - gay
ж - gay
■ - gay
ಬ - gay
♦ - gay
▲ - gay
☀ - gay
♥ - gay
♠ - gay
♣ - gay
Ψ - gay
☻ -gay
☼ - gay
◄ - gay
▼ - gay
► - gay
∞ - gay
⌂ - gay
☾ - gay
✌ - gay
♨ - gay
☞ - gay
✿ - gay
Feb 27th
16,271 notes
Feb 27th
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1 tag
Feb 27th
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afghanistanini: remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
Feb 27th
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1612th: most of my neighbors have probably seen me naked through the window by now
Feb 25th
434 notes
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Feb 25th
116 notes
saddeer: 4794: when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound? yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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suburbanturbann: black people are so smart
Feb 25th
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1 tag
Feb 25th
21,002 notes
Feb 24th
33,813 notes
1 tag
Feb 24th
7,757 notes
1 tag
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Feb 24th
75,875 notes
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
Feb 24th
142,661 notes
hoshaway: hmuifyoureblack: please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point
Feb 24th
400 notes
billyfishkins: skinny people “im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh” morbidly obese people *wears leggings and crop tops*
Feb 24th
532 notes
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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never-shout-nigger: what is gucci my n-word
Feb 24th
148 notes
imactuallyaaron: bigtimerussian: remember when ned drew a naked lady in art class IT’S NOT A NAKED LADY IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF SQUIGGLY LINES
Feb 24th
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