March 2012
cleaningjojji:
I need to change my pants now.
aww yeee
February 2012
gaymzee:
stop unfollowing me i have a family to support
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Most people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
ihateghostnotingfollow1612th:
noises that my laptop makes for no apparent reason
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
How do you think I am? Send me some of these:
۩ - gay
๑ - gay
ღ - gay
● - gay
√ - gay
╬ - gay
≈ - gay
♪ - gay
◊ - gay
¤ - gay
♡ - gay
ж - gay
■ - gay
ಬ - gay
♦ - gay
▲ - gay
☀ - gay
♥ - gay
♠ - gay
♣ - gay
Ψ - gay
☻ -gay
☼ - gay
◄ - gay
▼ - gay
► - gay
∞ - gay
⌂ - gay
☾ - gay
✌ - gay
♨ - gay
☞ - gay
✿ - gay
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afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
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1612th:
most of my neighbors have probably seen me naked through the window by now
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saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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suburbanturbann:
black people are so smart
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
hoshaway:
hmuifyoureblack:
please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds
i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point
billyfishkins:
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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never-shout-nigger:
what is gucci my n-word
imactuallyaaron:
bigtimerussian:
remember when ned drew a naked lady in art class
IT’S NOT A NAKED LADY IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF SQUIGGLY LINES